notes

Today was not a marquee internet day. After finding the internet paralyzingly slow at two cafes on Beijing’s Nanluoguxiang and a favorite, Zarah on Gulou Dong Dajie (which is closed Tuesdays but still has front steps with wireless), I went on a hunt.

Speeds less than 1KB/s are just not useful these days. Even for updating a Wordpress blog, the battery of scripts that come with the “post-new” page were enough to render those connections useless.

What’s going on here? Some days ago the connection at Zarah failed. The laoban told me people were on the way to repair it. So I went to a nearby bar and restaurant called Room 101 to see if theirs would work. Alas, they had suffered the same fate.

My best guess is that the construction in the neighborhood, which includes the installation of at least half a dozen surveillance cameras on Nanluoguxiang in the last week and the recent digging of a trench where they submerged a great copper cable, has cut some important internet line.

After eating dumplings and walking jealously by an internet cafe that was apparently unaffected, I headed to Waiting for Godot, a great cafe on Jiaodaokou Dong Dajie. And it was closed. Godot is usually closed on Mondays, but today there was a sign claiming that for reasons beyond their control they must shut down for four days.

I was forced to head for a dependable connection where the atmosphere is considerably more noisy and foreigner-heavy (yes, even more than Nanluoguxiang). Is someone conspiring to deprive my neighborhood of digital communications?